Wutz up, everyone?! *holds up hand* don’t answer cause I don’t really care. Just kidding! I love u guys *crosses fingers ‘please sign my G-book’* so I guess I should start by letting u guys in on what this sites about. Well…basically anything that’s not important. So, if ur ever bored just come on down to the sandshack and evolve your boredom into a level of greater boredom *come on! Everyone else’s doing it! Why can’t u!?!* so, here’s the deal, you’re not gonna get a lot of updates over here and god forbid that happens or I’ll turn your brain to mush. Seeing as mines already mush lets get going with this.
If u type it they will come…
*raises eyebrow* ya……so…….where to start…hmm….how ‘bout a little something ‘bout me *stops abruptly!* is someone snoring?!?! *snoring is heard from distance…*::to find out what happens with sand*witch and here quest for the unknown snorer click “Quest 2 Snore” or u can find it on the menu in ShOrT (so very true) StOrIeZ! Where you get twisted truths and the actual event that really occurred in the end::
I’d like to notify everyone of some mischief that’s been going on lately. We all know that a criminal act has been committed against me. Whoever stole my underwear, I. Will. Find. U. & I would like it back (gettin’ a little breezy over here) ::If u know anything about sandra’s missing underwear please notify Sandra at sorato_freak@hotmail.com or state your comments in her guestbook. Back to you, Glen.
*shot of Glen* That is absolutely terrible news. Sandra, we are all praying for the safe return of your beloved underwear *camera 2* In other news: Neve is gay. There was a conference today in Cleveland where neve is visiting a specialist for her dislocated hip. She stated that, and I quote: “Its been a real rollercoaster for me over here. I’m glad that the word is out and if there are any single women out here I’d like to say that I’ll be waiting for you in the lobby.” She went on to say “I’d like to thank my sister, JoANN, whom doesn’t exist. I miss you! I look forward to coming back home and Paul now that I’m gay, having sex will not disrupt with are friendship so I hope we can continue with that part of our relationship”- end quote. *camera 3* good luck with that neve, and now for some commercial breaks…stay tuned for the next edition of “The Newz on SandShack: Its where you want to be” *camera fades out and break!::
Spread the word about *profession voice* The SandShack *voice back to normal* or at least pretend 2.
Life is colour, love is colourblind
-Sandra aka Sand*Witch
